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Someone was kind enough to review a movie made by Woodland Independent Films. It’s at the bottom of this page.

In case anyone is interested in knowing who wrote this, I can’t tell you. However, I can tell you that their IP address is 63.192.157.126, which is registered to The Vacaville Reporter.

Today, as if the spambot knew it was Friday, I received a SPAM message asking me to update my penis.

I considered the proposition. What kind of update would this be?

It could be a cosmetic update, like a personal remodel. I could get some new drapes, a fresh coat of paint, take out a wall, you know, go nuts!

Or it could be a system update, something I download and install. I wonder if I’d need to restart myself afterward or if this will be more of a small patch.

Of course, it could also be a simple updating of information, like when you dust off the resume and evaluate where you are in life. I’m thinking I’ve grown a little since I got my first job.

*cough*

Ultimately, I decided not follow the link, so I’ll never know what lay in store for one brave enough to accept the update. I guess I’ll just live with my out-of-date self.